October 21, 2006
5 Songs That Just Shouldn't Exist
There are alot of songs that are bad, but these have hurt society.
5. The Chicken Dance
If you've ever had a fat drunken relative pull you on the dance floor, you can understand. If you've ever done this stupid dance willingly, you no longer have the right to drive a car.4. You Light Up My Life
Giving 700 Club members something to rock to.3. Who Let The Dogs Out
Every soundman who perpetuates this by playing it at ballgames should be shot in their knees in front of the crowd and try to escape as bears eat their flesh. if you've ever even let out a single Woof to this mess, you no longer have the right to vote.2. Macarena
Let's make a dance that even white people with no rhythm can do because The Hustle was just too difficult. Forcing wedding musicians to play this crap is just plain mean. If you have ever done this, you no longer have the right to bear children. If you've ever practiced this, your whole family must be neutered. We can't take a chnace on the gene spreading.1. Believe - Cher
The thing that kills me here is that a bunch of people sat around after recording this "song" and said, oh yeah, that's a hit, that'll work...and were right. I guess I didn't realize there was that many gay discos in the world.