September 05, 2006
Thank you Canada . . . NOT!!!
We really wish you would have kept these musicians (and I use the term loosely) to yourselves. Maybe it serves us right for . . . nope, nothing could be bad enough to derserve this.
5 - Nickleback
I originally thought their name was Nicklebag . . . but no, even their name sucks.4 - Crash Test Dummies
Hey guys, my song might be really lame, but if I sing it in a cartoon voice, it'll sell records!3 - Loverboy
Most of you will be too young to remember these guys. Get on your knees and thank the Lord for that. 2 - Alanis Morissette
Don't get pissed at me, I thought "Jagged Little Pill" was a cool album. And she was cool in Dogma. And from all accounts, she's a pretty cool person. I'd probably like her a lot. I almost put her on the other list . And yet, here she is on this list. Ironic . . . dontcha think?1 - Bryan Adams
if you're in High School, "Everything I Do" is a great song to use to get laid. If you're in HIGH SCHOOL! Seriously though, he was the perfect guy to do the big song for "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves ", because the movie sucked too!0 - Celine Dion
This one transcends the list. She should have her own list. Canada, you're lucky we still talk to you after this! I just don't see how ANYONE finds this good. Oh, and before you send me any explanations . . . YOU'RE WRONG! "But she's sold 100 million albums!" Yeah. So. What. Ron Popiell sells millions of things a year - and they're all CRAP! (OK, the "Pocket Fisherman" rocks, but everything else sucks) Here's a piece of wisdom for you - just because you can convince someone to buy it, doesn't make it good. People buy crap every day. Now put your stretch pants on, go to WalMart, and leave me the hell alone. 
5- Men Without Hats
Just because I get "Safety Dance" stuck in my head about once a year.4- Europe
A band from Canada called Europe singing about the war between US and Russia. Arg. Besides, pop metal about politics always sucks. See Scorpions "Winds of Change".3- Sebastian Bach
How has it happened that VH1 has come to let this man represent the voice of Metal? Seriously how? Shouldn't Sepultura have eaten him by now? 2- Celine Dion
If I have to explain this, you should go visit another site. Perhaps her homepage where you can buy a fleece scarf or a tennis visor with her name on it. (I'm not kidding.)1- Nickleback
Who the hell is buying this?! Oh yeah, kids of parents who thought they were listening to Metal when they bought Bon Jovi albums. Grandchildren of people who thought they were listening to rock and roll when it was Pat Boone. Great granchildren of people who thought Dave Brubeck could swing.