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December 18, 2008
Haiku Reviews Redux
Because one time wasn't enough!
Magnificent Bastard Haiku plaqueThe first time Leo Alberti submitted a list of reviews in haiku, I thought it was kinda cool. Evidently, so did everyone else. Since you liked it, we brought him back for Round 2. Even if I do disagree with him about Maggie. So without further ado, I give you . . .

Haiku!





Fallout 3 (Xbox 360)

Big Guns, Nice People
Andrews Sisters swing it up
Radioactive

The Streets - Everything Is Borrowed (CD)

English Hip-Hop beats
Came to this world with nothing
Smooth spoken word rhymes

Vampyr (Criterion DVD)

Scythes are not subtle
Best horror you never saw
Her smile will haunt you

Newhart Season 1 (DVD Box set)

Bob always nails lines
Larry, Darryl and Darryl
Joanna sweaters

Sin In Soft Focus (Hardcover Book)

Pre-Code Hollywood
Look at all those legs my friends
Sexy not slutty

The Dark Knight (DVD)

Batman voice silly
Heath Ledger really was great
Stop casting Maggie

Paasche VL Airbrush (Art Supplies)

Look at how it sprays
I really suck at airbrush
Guess I'm not that bad