November 23, 2007
Haiku Reviews
It's the new Haiku reviews . . . coming right at you!
I wish I could take credit for these, but I can't. One of our acolytes sent these in, and I just couldn't resist sharing them with you all. It's a random list of reviews with no real unifying thread except . . . they're all Haiku. Damn, I loves me some Japanese verse!So partly because I liked 'em, and partly as a shout out to our Monklet Leo, I give you . . .
Haiku!
Bioshock (Game) - Xbox 360
Holes are filled with girls
Vending machines give power
Call me Big Daddy
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (DVD Box Set) - US
Kitschy Gil in space
Save world pick up lots of chicks
Erin Gray spandex
My Sassy Girl (DVD) - South Korean
Boy meets hot drunk girl
Hijinks turn melodrama
Crappy remake soon
All The Colors of the Dark (DVD) - Italian
Edwige is crazy
Therapy satanic cult
Boobs, blood, boobs, sex, blood
The Beastmaster (DVD) - US
Bodyguard slave girl
Hey aren't you that guy from V
Ferrets and panther
The Birthday Massacre - Walking With Strangers (CD)
Dark 80's synth pop
I wish I was a bunny
Let inner goth dance
Ultrasonic Humidifier by ReliOn (purchased at Walmart)
Humidify room
Turn into mist, make room moist
Water gone no more
Nice job, Leo!