August 16, 2008
10 things Rick Astley is never gonna do
We're not sure what Rick Astley is doing these days, but the CyberMonkeyDeathSquad knows exactly what he's never gonna do.
The following list is what happens when you've been Rick Rolled one too many times . . . Magnificent Bastard, with a little help from Bitter M.F. (and George!) brings you the top 10 things Rick Astley is never gonna do . . . give you up
let you down
run around
desert you
make you cry
say goodbye
tell a lie
hurt you
win a bar fight
have another hit
And you know you can't resist . . .
To hell with Rick Rolling . . . let's start Waves-Rolling!