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One of the scientists who created the CyberMonkeyDeathSquad had a saying: "There are two types of people in the world, those who categorize everything, and those who don't".

We make lists that celebrate what is good, eviscerate what is bad, and fling pooh at the mediocre. We don't always agree, so sometimes you'll see different versions of the same list. If it impacts popular culture, we'll take it on.


Fun Videos of 2007

These were the videos I had the most fun with! - 12/30/07

You got SPAM on my penis!

This one might be a little risqué, folks . . . - 11/25/07

Haiku Reviews

It's the new Haiku reviews . . . coming right at you! - 11/23/07

Worst Thanksgiving Foods Ever!

It ain't rock and roll . . . but even CyberMonkey's gotta eat! - 11/06/07

Mix-Tape Hell

These songs should close the legs of every girl and make every guy go limp! - 07/21/07

R-O-C-K the Spelling Bee!

The Greatest songs that spelled it out for you. - 02/25/07

Valentine's Day - Songs we SHOULD Be Playing

Who needs Love Songs? If you're bitter and cynical, you want "Anti-Love" Songs! - 02/14/07

Best Films of 2006

Every other "Best Movie" list is now rendered meaningless! - 01/16/07

Paul McCartney's Crimes Against Music

Not everything he did was genius! - 01/15/07

10 Best Screams in Rock

Aaaaaaah-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! - 01/01/07

Best TV Theme Songs

I was watching TV, thinking about how I should be working, and came up with this! UPDATED! - 12/11/06

5 Great Rock'n'Roll Mockumentaries

Because no one needs another "real" Rock'n'Roll documentary - 11/05/06

5 Songs That Just Shouldn't Exist

Someone stop the madness - 10/21/06

5 Great Soundtracks

The word "Soundtrack" doesn't have to be a bad thing. - 10/15/06

Five Best Uses of a song in a motion picture

The right song can make or break a scene - 10/14/06

5 great songs with "Monkey" in the lyrics

How could we NOT do this one? It's a no-brainer, right? - 10/04/06

5 Songs The Beatles Shouldn't Have Done

No, not everything they did was great. Here's proof. - 09/24/06

Thank you Canada . . . NOT!!!

We really wish you would have kept these musicians to yourselves. - 09/05/06

Thank you, Canada!

Thank you Canada - seriously, Thank You! - 09/04/06

Just STOP Already!

Sometimes, a band just doesn't know when to STOP. - 09/03/06

I waited 2 years for THIS? Worst follow-up albums ever.

We've all been there . . . you wait and wait for the next album, you're one of the first to buy it when it finally comes out, you anxiously drop it in the stereo . . . and it SUCKS! - 09/02/06

5 bands you DON'T have to like

You all know the bands you love, and you all know the bands you hate, but sometimes - 09/01/06