One of the scientists who created the CyberMonkeyDeathSquad had a saying: "There are two types of people in the world, those who categorize everything, and those who don't".

We make lists that celebrate what is good, eviscerate what is bad, and fling pooh at the mediocre. We don't always agree, so sometimes you'll see different versions of the same list. If it impacts popular culture, we'll take it on.

CyberMonkeys get really pissed off when they see things in the world that aren't as they should be, and we can't ALWAYS destroy what upsets us. Sometimes, we have to settle with unleashing a verbal tirade, symbolically disemboweling those whom we despise, and flinging our CyberMonkey pooh at all who deserve it.

Whether it be the entertainment industry, politics, religion . . . it's all fair game! We'll tell you what's wrong, we'll tell you what's right, we'll tell you how it SHOULD be . . . and we'll be right . . . because we're ALWAYS right!

What sort of movies do CyberMonkeys like? What do we hate? We'll tell you the good, the bad, and the "so bad it's good", and even what movies suck worse than "Van Helsing".

Just because everything on MTV, VH1, and almost all radio sucks doesn't mean there aren't bands out there still trying to make good music. Here we help you find the artists who deserve alot more attention then they are getting. Every band you see on this page has the CyberMonkeyDeathSquad "Paw of Approval"!

But hey, we can only do so much. Do you have a favorite indie band you'd like to see reviewed here? Tell us about them! The rules are simple ... the major factors we're looking for: how CyberMonkey are they, and do they need our help? If they get played on a ClearChannel station or MTV, they don't need us.

If we review a band you submit, we'll give you the Major Monkey Mojo of the Elders. And of course, be warned. If we think they suck, we might fling poo at them. And we might fling poo at you for recommending them. First, ask yourself, "How Monkey is this band?" Then, ask yourself, "How Monkey am I?"