rants
CyberMonkeys get really pissed off when they see things in the world that aren't as they should be, and we can't ALWAYS destroy what upsets us. Sometimes, we have to settle with unleashing a verbal tirade, symbolically disemboweling those whom we despise, and flinging our CyberMonkey pooh at all who deserve it.Whether it be the entertainment industry, politics, religion . . . it's all fair game! We'll tell you what's wrong, we'll tell you what's right, we'll tell you how it SHOULD be . . . and we'll be right . . . because we're ALWAYS right!
Life Changing Albums - Fly By Night
or How Rush Taught Me To Love Myself And Find True Happiness - 07/28/08
Life Changing Albums - A Night At The Opera
The first in a new series from the lovely lady lascivious - 07/23/08
Kevin Smith ruins my wedding!
First Jersey Girl, now this! - 06/19/08
Watch Out for the Cornhole!
Is it a game or a lifestyle choice? - 03/24/08
Beat Your Kids
Lest Magnificent Bastard be forced to beat you! - 03/17/08
Nicaraguan Orphans, The New England Patriots, and Magnificent Bastard
A modest proposal? - 02/25/08
Total NonStop Action invades Belton
Total NonStop Action Wrestling invades Belton - and Tron is there! - 01/11/08
Y2J Returns!
Tron is a happy man now . . . - 11/20/07
Tron digs on Stuff - Volume 1
Cool Stuff You Should Know About - 11/11/07
The Bleating of the Sheeple
In which Magnificent Bastard rants about the masses . . . while wearing a kilt - 11/11/07
Super Mario Galaxy
Tron gets his hands on one of the hottest games of the year before you do - 11/07/07
Rambunctious rugrats running rampant!
In which we see the precocious progeny of yuppie scum make their Daddy proud! - 10/27/07
Grindhouse and other random rants
The first fling is always the longest! - 10/26/07
Y2J returns?
Tron marks out over Y2J! - 10/26/07
CyberMonkey Paleontologists - isn't it about time?
It's time dinosaurs rocked like the big mother lizards they were! - 10/16/07
The lady is killing my SAW IV buzz!
Too squeamish for a little torture porn? Who's bad-ass now? - 10/10/07
It's almost Halloween!
The trailer for Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween is out! - 08/05/07
A Dethklok album is coming - Brutal!
I'll teach you who rocks! - 07/21/07
Beatallica finds a home!
Excellent news from Sgt. Hetfield's Motor Breath Pub Band! - 04/23/07
We're Putting The Band Back Together!
Because we forgot why we broke up in the first place! - 02/04/07
Dissecting the Beatles
Looking for a CyberMonkey in the Fab Four? - 01/28/07
What is Magnificent Bastard digging now?
Magnificent Bastard lists a few things he's paying attention to - and YOU should pay attention to as well - 01/27/07
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame - Or Is It?
Is it really the "Rock and Roll" Hall of Fame? - 01/19/07
Damn Hippie-Yuppies!
And by the way, it's their fault CBGB's got shut down! - 11/18/06
CBGB's in Vegas : Blasphemy or just a bad idea
It's already sad enough that one of the last hallowed grounds of live music is closing, but moving to Vegas? - 10/21/06
What makes YOUR friends so f-ing perfect?
Even critics can have a blind eye when it comes to their friends, (or maybe he was just an arrogant prick?) - 10/01/06
20th Century Fox - What the HELL is wrong with you people?
Why am I so upset? Because I just saw the new Mike Judge movie, "Idiocracy". And boy, do I consider myself lucky. - 09/03/06