June 16, 2007
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Worst movie of the summer? Maybe . . .
Starring: Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis
Rating: 1/10
Directed By: Tim Story
Runtime: 92 minutes
Starring: Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis
Rating: 1/10
Directed By: Tim Story
Runtime: 92 minutes
How bad is this movie? Let's put it this way . . . I walked in expecting it to suck, and it didn't even live up to that low expectation. "Total and complete waste of time" might actually apply here. The only redeeming feature of this film that I can think of is that it probably paid a decent wage for most of the crew members. Other than that, there is no reason for this film to exist.
Boring. Horribly boring. And that was the good parts. The story was bad, the acting was bad (yes, all you fans of Nip/Tuck, even Julian McMahon was horrible, the so-called "jokes" were (unfortunately) not laughable. But hey, it's Fantastic Four, it's a summer blockbuster, at least the special effects will rock, right? Wrong. With the exception of a few Silver Surfer scenes, the effects were pathetic, although they did cause me to laugh out loud, which was a nice break from the mind-numbing boredom.That's all the review you get folks. This movie already wasted too much of my time. Save your money, save your time, don't go see this . . .